So, as I was sitting here at my desk, late on a Monday night exhausted from work, stumbling my way through foodie blogs for the millionth time and wishing that I could do that too.
It's something I often wished but being an avid reader of blogs, and food blogs, and humor blogs, and friends blogs... I felt that I needed something to set me apart. Something that would give people a reason to read other than what they can get elsewhere, not just another blog full of recipes, or at least not quite.
And then the idea hit me, after months of wanting to begin: Dare To Bake.
What does that mean?
It means getting into the kitchen and baking something! It means I get to dare myself to bake something. It means that you get to dare me to bake something. It means that I will bake the best something-or-other that I can and then I'll share the results, or hopefully rarely the failures (soon to be followed up with a success.)
For example, a few months back I was reading Robin McKinley's
Sunshine, a baker's book if I've ever read one, in which the self proclaimed Queen Of Cinnamon Rolls, bakes and has a bit of an adventure. Oh, she bakes lots and the story is actually pretty darn amazing and hard to put down I could go on an on about that but lets get back to the food part, kay? Although the book was great the first time round a few years back, for some reason I got it in my head to reread it again this year and that one phrase kept bouncing around in my head: Queen of Cinnamon Rolls, Queen of Cinnamon Rolls...
I became convinced that I had to become maybe a Princess of Cinnamon Rolls (Queen of Diabetic Kryptonite Brownies is enough, more on that later). And so I set out to bake the perfect Cinnamon Roll. So far I've made two batches, using the same basic recipe and modified slightly for the second time round, and the second time round they were almost almost perfect. I think if I'd put them in a bigger pan they might have made it. But without further adieu I present to you:
Queen's Cinnamon Rolls
This recipe makes enough to
fill overflow a 9x9 inch square pan. They can be baked together in one pan or separate on a cookie sheet but I highly recommend using a pan, a key step in the process involves flipping the pan upside down for ten minutes after they come out of the oven, hard to do if they're individual.
Ingredients
Dough:
1/2 cup warm milk
1 egg
5 Tablespoons margarine, melted
2 1/4 cups AP flour
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/4 cup white sugar
1 1/2 teaspoons bread machine yeast
Filling:
1/2 cup brown sugar, packed (if you have the chance I highly recommend making your own, white sugar and molasses just mix until the right color use one cup sugar to one tablespoon molasses as a starter, tastiest brown sugar ever)
1 1/2 tablespoons ground cinnamon
a good couple Tablespoons butter or margarine of spreadable consistency.
Frosting
1/4 cup cream cheese
1 Tablespoon butter or margarine
1 cup confectionery sugar
splash of vanilla (about 1/2 teaspoon)
1. If you have a bread machine stick all the stuff for the dough in there in the order recommended for your machine, select dough cycle and hit start.
If not, dissolve the yeast in the warm milk in a small bowl and sit aside. Mix flour sugar and salt in a large bowl and form a well in the center, pour in milk mixture melted margarine, and the egg and mix well. Turn out onto a flowered surface (or do what I do and just lay down a sheet of parchment paper, makes for easy cleanup) and kneed for about five minutes and form into a large ball. return to bowl, and cover with either a clean dish towel or a piece of plastic wrap with a few slits in it and let rise in a warm place about 1 hour, or until doubled in size.
2. In a small bowl combine brown sugar and cinnamon and set aside.
3. Turn dough back onto a flowered surface (again a sheet of parchment paper works just as well with less mess) and roll out into a rectangle about six inches high and as long as you can make it. I found that the easiest was to do it was to roll it out round then fold over all the sides to make it square then keep rolling in one direction to make it nice and long. In the end it ended up being about a quarter inch thick.
4. Plop the softened butter or margarine down on your rolled out dough and spread it all over the surface very thin (I honestly use my hands then wash them after, just how I learned to apply butter when I was a kid), then plop down the brown sugar mix and spread with the back of a spoon so that it's evenly distributed.
5. Here's the fun part, start rolling so that you have one thin long roll. If you end up with a very short very thick roll you're rolling the wrong way, and pinch the end of the dough together with the rest of the roll.
6. Some people say unflavored dental floss or really thick thread works best for cutting, me? I tried it and it didn't really work very well. I use a knife an cut each roll about 1 1/2 inch wide. If you want more rolls just cut thinner, depending on how thin you rolled the dough you may get anywhere from 9-12 rolls.
7. Place rolls in greased baking pan or sheet, (again I recommend a pan 9x9 or larger). Let sit out in baking pan covered for about another 45 minutes to an hour for a second rise, don't forget this, I did the first time round and while still delicious they were a million times better the second time.
8. Bake in oven preheated to 400° for 15 minutes or until golden on top.
9. Beat together icing ingredients, it should be thick, it will melt onto rolls when applied.
10. When baking is done remove from oven and carefully cover tightly with aluminum foil, no leaks! Then carefully turn pan completely over and let sit for about ten minutes, this will allow all that ooie-gooie filling to make its way back into the cinnamon rolls after melting out during baking.
11. Turn rolls back over and spread with icing.
12. Try really hard not to eat the whole pan in a day like we did.